Just so you know, you MySpace friends you, I lost my cell phone a little while back at the sensational Flirts Lounge, located in the luxurious PDX Holiday Inn.

I don’t expect to find it, but if somehow YOU end up at Flirts Lounge (a must-stop, if you’re passing through Portland) and come across it, I’ll give you a nasty-ass can of FRS One sugar-free energy drink that’s been hanging out in our fridge, which according to Micah smells and tastes exactly like warm barf.

I’m banking on this reward not being quite enough to lure my phone back home, but a replacement is on its way, courtesy of Micah’s lovely friend V in San Fran.

If you don’t know, now you know!